Eliot Spitzer Scandal Poll

How Should He Be Punished?

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Yes, he's such a hypocrite and deserves the worst!
No, he should be treated just like anyone one else would be.

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Eliot Spitzer Song Parody by Charles Henrickson

Titled, Prostitutin' the Spitz set to the tune of Puttin' on the Ritz:

If you're guv

And wish you knew

Where to get love

Why don't you do

Like hypocrites

Prostitutin' Spitz 

Girls with names

You find out after

Play their games

And soon you hafta

Call it quits

Prostitutin' Spitz 

Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker

Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker

Lookin' snookered 

Call-girl tricks

Of pure excitement

Pay for kicks

With your indictment

Paging Fitz

Prosecutin' Spitz 

Have you seen the prostitute

Chargin' high and lookin' cute

You're a famous VIP

Now we write your RIP

Phone calls

And wiretapping

Net falls

It's you they're trapping

Spendin' lots of cash

For a thrill and a rash 

If you're guv

And wish you knew

Where to get love

Why don't you do

Like hypocrites

Prostitutin' Spitz

Girls with names

You find out after

Play their games

And soon you hafta

Call it quits

Prostitutin' Spitz 

Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker

Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker

Lookin' snookered

Call-girl tricks

Of pure excitement

Pay for kicks

With your indictment

Paging Fitz

Prosecutin' Spitz 

(Wiretapdancing) 

Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker

Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker

Lookin' snookered 

If you're guv

And wish you knew

Where to get love

Why don't you do

Like hypocrites

Prostitutin' Spitz

Prostitutin' Spitz

Prostitutin' Spitz

Prostitutin' Spitz

Source: newsbusters.org By P.J. Gladnick | March 11, 2008


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